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Zaphod Beeblebrox
He's the guy you want to vote for
When you get into that voting booth
Put an 'X' next to his name

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President
Building bridges between the stars
In no way is he stupid, oh no
In no way is his brain impaired
It's just not true
He's smarter than you
And he's better looking too

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Has the longest hair of any candidate
And he's got the coolest shades
And his teeth are white as snow

So let's elect him President
He'll build bridges between the stars
Don't believe the rumors, oh no
Don't believe those vicious lies
They're just not true
He's smarter than you
And he's better looking too

Listen I just want to say, uh, you know, whatever presidents say, you know, things like uh, in the name of the people, and uh, freedom and uh, I dont know, democracy, stuff like that, he he...woooo!

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President
Building bridges between the stars
In no way is he stupid, no no
In no way is his brain impaired
It's just not true
He's smarter than you
And he's better looking too

Comments

[anne]

parodies work both better on a sophisticated level and less well on a general level when they're too close to the truth.

my sister wanted to read that white house parody site? and she was reading the real site for a while before she realized they weren't joking.

[Renee]

Zaphod's just this guy, you know?